Okay after several years of not posting due to my hectic crazy lifestyle (ie lazy and uninspired) I decided to wake up the napping werewolf by tapping him lightly on the shoulder and suggesting it was time to rise and shine.
It didn't go so well, I lost a forearm, but I also accomplished my goal and I'll have new posts soon. Look for a new spot entitled "Recap of the Absurd" where I take an odd, obscure movie you probably overlooked and ravage it (much like what happened to my forearm).
In the meantime, please use that Oujia board in the old mental institution on the anniversary of the night you killed your best friend with all your school chums. I'm sure everything would be okay.